You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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