I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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