What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's paint friendship bongs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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