Cold hands, warm shart.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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