based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
All I want is dick and wine.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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