Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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