he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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