Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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