I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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