Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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