I want to make a zoo with you.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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