is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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