i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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