So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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