he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
