Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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