Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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