My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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