mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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