i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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