Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I just threw up on my dentist
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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