I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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