He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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