People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Congratulations! We have a period
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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