No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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