Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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