office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?