TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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