So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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