I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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