I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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