Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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