Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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