I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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