Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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