yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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