It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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