My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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