This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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