its not stalking. its research.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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