How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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