is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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