Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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