i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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