Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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