Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
