she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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