epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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