just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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