Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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