names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my being single is dangerous.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
