Duck Duck Cougar?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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