toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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