I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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