Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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